An older man, probably early 60’s, wearing one of those Clockwork Orange bowler hats, walked up to the microphone. He grabbed the mic, then walked towards the speaker on stage and made a bunch of feedback happen. “Just making sure you fuckers are awake. hahahaha” You could hear how drunk this man was already. “Sounded like someone banging Jerry’s mom! Right Jerry? You know Jerry. I love ya, ya fucking bastard. Wave to everybody, Jerry. Wave you fucker.”
“Jerry isn’t here. Hasn’t been here since Wednesday,” some shithead at the bar responded
