PinnedPat OatesWant Your Act to be Universally Accepted? The Answer To This is at Open MicsBy Pat Oates·3 min read·Sep 15, 2023----
Pat OatesMy Jokes Are Written Well, So How Come No One’s Laughing?By Pat Oates·4 min read·Sep 6, 2023----
Pat OatesGo Ahead, Look For BigfootWe’ve all done it. You hear someone you know has made a “crazy” life decision. You started a group chat, figuring out how you all will…·3 min read·Jul 26, 2022----
Pat OatesDating App Bio’s Make Me Think of Johnny Cash Eating Cake in a BushI don’t think there should be bio’s on dating apps or social media. Bio’s are basically someone saying who they are and what they want from…·3 min read·Jun 25, 2022--1--1
Pat OatesThe Story of Some Guy (day 8)The Amazing Gene came up to the stage with a large paper bag that had the words my career written in Sharpie on it. He was wearing a black…·2 min read·Apr 25, 2021----
Pat OatesThe Story of Some Guy (Day 7)Karl took the mic. No one clapped. The people, besides Rick and Smoke Em Up, weren’t really paying attention. Karl was silent for about 30…·2 min read·Apr 6, 2021----
Pat OatesThe Story of Some Guy (Day 6)An older man, probably early 60’s, wearing one of those Clockwork Orange bowler hats, walked up to the microphone. He grabbed the mic…·3 min read·Apr 5, 2021----
Pat OatesThe Story of Some Guy (day 5)The entire drive to Boston was fueled by thought. Rick’s mind raced. Hundreds of ideas danced around in his dumb dome. What was he going…·4 min read·Mar 29, 2021----
Pat OatesThe Story of Some Guy (day 4)Ricked sat in his car for a couple minutes. Deep in thought. But, for the first time in a long time, Rick wasn’t thinking about what Lady…·3 min read·Mar 28, 2021----
Pat OatesThe Story of Some Guy (day 3)Rick just stood there. No expression on his face. Lady kept on talking but her words sounded like Charlie Brown’s teacher. Just all…·3 min read·Mar 28, 2021----
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