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Want Your Act to be Universally Accepted? The Answer To This is at Open Mics

By Pat Oates

Sep 15, 2023

Want Your Act to be Universally Accepted? The Answer To This is at Open Mics

Sep 15, 2023

My Jokes Are Written Well, So How Come No One’s Laughing?

By Pat Oates

Sep 6, 2023

My Jokes Are Written Well, So How Come No One’s Laughing?

Sep 6, 2023

Go Ahead, Look For Bigfoot

We’ve all done it. You hear someone you know has made a “crazy” life decision. You started a group chat, figuring out how you all will…

Jul 26, 2022

Go Ahead, Look For Bigfoot

Jul 26, 2022

Dating App Bio’s Make Me Think of Johnny Cash Eating Cake in a Bush

I don’t think there should be bio’s on dating apps or social media. Bio’s are basically someone saying who they are and what they want from…

Jun 25, 2022

Dating App Bio’s Make Me Think of Johnny Cash Eating Cake in a Bush

Jun 25, 2022

The Story of Some Guy (day 8)

The Amazing Gene came up to the stage with a large paper bag that had the words my career written in Sharpie on it. He was wearing a black…

Apr 25, 2021

Apr 25, 2021

The Story of Some Guy (Day 7)

Karl took the mic. No one clapped. The people, besides Rick and Smoke Em Up, weren’t really paying attention. Karl was silent for about 30…

Apr 6, 2021

Apr 6, 2021

The Story of Some Guy (Day 6)

An older man, probably early 60’s, wearing one of those Clockwork Orange bowler hats, walked up to the microphone. He grabbed the mic…

Apr 5, 2021

Apr 5, 2021

The Story of Some Guy (day 5)

The entire drive to Boston was fueled by thought. Rick’s mind raced. Hundreds of ideas danced around in his dumb dome. What was he going…

Mar 29, 2021

Mar 29, 2021

The Story of Some Guy (day 4)

Ricked sat in his car for a couple minutes. Deep in thought. But, for the first time in a long time, Rick wasn’t thinking about what Lady…

Mar 28, 2021

Mar 28, 2021

The Story of Some Guy (day 3)

Rick just stood there. No expression on his face. Lady kept on talking but her words sounded like Charlie Brown’s teacher. Just all…

Mar 28, 2021

Mar 28, 2021

Pat Oates

Pat Oates

Author of How Not to Suck at Comedy. Comedian, podcaster, radio personality, pretended his mom was dead on tv once

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